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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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