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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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