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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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