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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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