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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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