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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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