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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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