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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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