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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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