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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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