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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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