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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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