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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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