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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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