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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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