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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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