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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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