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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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