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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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