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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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