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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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