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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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