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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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