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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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