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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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