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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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