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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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