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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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