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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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