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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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