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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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