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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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