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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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