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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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