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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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