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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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