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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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