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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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