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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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