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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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