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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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