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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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