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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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