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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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