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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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