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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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