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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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