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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Misty eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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