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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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