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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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